Sincerity and Cookie Crumbs

feigenbaumsworld: tastefullyoffensive: Cat sends an urgent...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:04:28 -0400

feigenbaumsworld:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cat sends an urgent fax. [original video]

Clever.

lovedtinytits: Old school.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:04:09 -0400

lovedtinytits:

Old school.

tanyasdaddy: Sweet Disposition

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:31:25 -0400

tanyasdaddy:

Sweet Disposition

thatonechick42: staplesdeep: THEY ARE SO DAMN CUTE Awwwww.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:31:07 -0400

thatonechick42:

staplesdeep:

THEY ARE SO DAMN CUTE

Awwwww.

American artist Jon Smith’s exploding lightbulb art

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:30:43 -0400

American artist Jon Smith’s exploding lightbulb art

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:30:20 -0400

letmedothis: let me have a kiss

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:29:56 -0400

letmedothis:

let me have a kiss

letmedothis: let me have a kiss

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:29:49 -0400

letmedothis:

let me have a kiss

valeria2067: sildachi: sildachi: sildachi: who does polyphemus hate more than...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:58:25 -0400

valeria2067:

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

I’ll keep an eye out for you.

bakeddd: reese’s tornado truffles click here for recipe

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:38:42 -0400

bakeddd:

reese’s tornado truffles

click here for recipe

hotwhiteguy: madturbating: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:32:54 -0400

hotwhiteguy:

madturbating:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

she also does write all her songs oops

SHE WRITES ALL OF HER SONGS

nymphoninjas: Dearest Ninja, I approached the subject of safe...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:31:07 -0400

nymphoninjas:

Dearest Ninja,

I approached the subject of safe sex by thinking of being safe about sex. I then remembered I always carry a whistle with me when I’m out, just in case. Hope you’re doing okay Ninja, Happy Sunday! Love Always, S x

dirtylittlechemist.tumblr.com

Another great interpretation of sexual safety, thanks for showing off dear. Thanks for sharing dear.

linear-relationships: sassy-fox: saywheeeeee: peixes-royalty: ...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:30:33 -0400

linear-relationships:

sassy-fox:

saywheeeeee:

peixes-royalty:

iamclassywalrus:

AU - The Wolf’s Cub

“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”

“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”

OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU

MY HEART

I think i’m crying

stabbing my face off would have been kinder

this is literally the first nine AU I’ve ever seen of Rose/Nine before, HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET ME BOWN DOWN TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

nymphoninjas: So…long time no see. I haven’t submitted in a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:29:29 -0400

nymphoninjas:

So…long time no see. I haven’t submitted in a while due to one disastrous submission on an intoxicated evening. Which I am glad you did not post! Anyway, there is no safer sex than with myself. I wanted to include my bookshelf in the shot because I was reading the Delta of Venus and perusing your blog when I felt compelled to touch myself. Mental stimulation gets me hotter than physical stimulation these days. The man with a brain and opinions is so much sexier than a man who lays back and just lets life happen to him.

You look very fucking sexy bent over, mouth open with youhand between your thighs. Glad to see you submitting again and you’re welcome for not posting the one you mentioned. Hopefully you’ll have time to submit again soon.

consulting-time-wizard: doctor-sherlock99: nazismasher: G ange...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:27:28 -0400

consulting-time-wizard:

doctor-sherlock99:

nazismasher:

G

angelnerdydudewithwings:

simplydalektable:

thoroughlysherlocked:

consulting-meerkat:

bortky:

One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other

OH MY GOD

omg it got ~~worse~~ better

#You had one job Ron

dammit Ronald.

oh my goodness.

nymphoninjas: I apologize this doesn’t have anything to do...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:23:00 -0400

nymphoninjas:

I apologize this doesn’t have anything to do with this week’s theme, but I hope it’s alright that I revisited a past one? I was quite excited about the body hair theme a couple weeks back, but unfortunately it was during a rather crazy weekend for me and I didn’t have time to get anything in. I managed to have a little photoshoot with myself while staying at my grandma’s house the other night, though. Let me tell you: everything in that house creaks, it’s a miracle I didn’t get walked in on. Then again, doesn’t the added risk of getting caught make it all more exciting?

Yes, the risk definitely does add to the excitement. Glad to see you finally found the time to show off your arm pit hair. Thanks so much for being a part of SS.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbirds...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:21:53 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:20:01 -0400

spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705,...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:19:55 -0400

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

dead-prussia-jokes: sobasicallyspock: Neither do I. remember...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:15:33 -0400

dead-prussia-jokes:

sobasicallyspock:

Neither do I.

remember when apple juice was just a drink

insane clown posse was just a rap group

and betty crocker was just a baking brand?